Clan Vitals

sKINNy

Founded: November 2007
Founder: anarchy
Members: 4
Plinks: 140,599 PL
Age: 305.3 days
Status: Invitation Only
Current Battles: 2
Battles Played: 3
Game Time: 122.55 hPm
Average Kills: 2,791.00 kPm
(sKINNy)
Members: 4 Registered: 11 December 2007

Clan Biography


(sKINNy) we are a clan of many nations . we currently have 14 members 2 welshers a suede and a scottish highlander included. Rich with culture and a couple of scottish natives we trudge on. now a little about our members:

Buddha: The oldest member of our clan at 176 but is still as nimble as a teen...whilst on css. It is said that he met the holy buddha whilst a sushi feast and devoted himself to buddism, despite having 3 wives.

rem: hes the highlander who sits in his wheelchair doin nothing but playing css. it is a wonder that he can play css overcoming a near-fatal crash in his wheelchair with an oncoming bus(just to clarify he was crippled from birth.)he is only able to move his hands and after much perfection and effort became a mediocre css player.

Anarchy: i am anarchy. best describedBASTARD as white trash trailer park i sit indoors doin nothin with sudden impulses to play DICK SUCKERcss. i have never been to schoolPRICK and have spent much of my time atempting FAGto win a game of connect four in three moves. yesterday i pulled out my last tooth. i am a lazy fagot CUNTgimp whos is morbidly obese and will refuse take part in anypart in anything which involves exercise unless he is payed by his mum


Kent-Jesus: not much is known about kent but we believe He once punched a horse to the ground and If you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts. all we know is that he is called kent-jesus. (more kent-jesus jokes at the bottom.)hehe;D.

Tipsy: From the land of the windmills. he is always drunk and quite possibly gay( still to be confirmed) he is our 4th leader and still unsure about which way he bends we carry on in our pursuit of ultimate cs:s perfection.

well thats a brief history about us and if u feel inclined to join pm anarchy(me), rem in a wheelchair or buddha. tyty oh yeh donate ur plinks guys cos battle is soon n we need em all:)

anarchy

NOW FOR MORE KENT-JESUS JOKES:

Its rumoured that he won a staring competition against stevie wonder AND ray Charles at the same time.
Kent-jesus was also believed to have played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Kent-Jesus doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
According to legend he is the first person ever to lose his virginity before his dad did.
and lastly kent-jesus CAN believe its not butter

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